Andy Borowitz: "Concerning Occupy Wall Street---A Letter from Goldman Sachs"

Borowitz Report:

Dear American:

American corporations have taken a beating recently. We’ve been accused of everything from buying elections to subverting the Constitution to being puppet-masters of the Supreme Court.

To these charges we say: Well, duh. MORE...

Howie P.S.: I have to keep reminding myself that Borowitz is a humorist because he doesn't tell any jokes.

H/t to Pamela Eakes.