BONUS QUOTE OF THE DAY (GOREDOT DEPT.)

Christopher Frizelle (The Stranger):

After he'd signed everyone's books, I asked: "What would it take to get you to run for president?"

Gore said, "If there were changes in the way the political ecosystem works, that would make a difference." And then he was whisked away.

Howie P.S.: I am going to go way out on a limb and venture the following opinion: Not bloody likely in the next 17 months.